*eating ice cream in the winter* thE COLD NEVER BOTHERED ME ANYWAY
(Source: starspangledpunk, via ironpug)
I think my dad heard me crying cause he just cracked open my door and slid a piece of cake on the floor into my room
(Source: potter-weasley, via spoof)
You can’t escape followers, i’ve already glued the door shut
Nice try followers, but I replaced all the glass with rubber.
Too late followers, I’ve already cloooggged all the toooiiiiillleeeetttts
(Source: corpish, via rain-force)